BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT!!

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BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT!!

Postby dvlcrush » Tue Mar 13, 2007 3:54 pm

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2002, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.


THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have sh*t to talk about.

4. None of that "lovemaking" sh*t - only sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The
answer is no, so don't ask.

6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from
out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.

8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.

10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.

12. No extra clothing - I don't want your a*s leaving anything behind when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your a*s up, get dressed and go the
f*ck home.

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's
girlfriend/boyfriend."

17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.

19. No condoms, no f*cking. Carry your a*s home.

20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.

21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your a*s.


* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:

The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically
become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly a*s understands the rules.


Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________

Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________
Laugh when you can, Apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly, Play hard, Forgive quickly, Take chances, Give everything and Have NO Regrets. Life is too short to be ANYTHING but HAPPY!!!

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Postby Back 2 B Dock » Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:46 pm

Dvl, You never cease to amaze me! :shock:

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Postby pbosak » Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:35 am

Ha ! I love it. If only it were that easy.

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Postby Bullette » Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:15 am

Where do I sign! ha ha!
Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!

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Postby dvlcrush » Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:00 am

Print it up and take with you to the bar...lol!!
Laugh when you can, Apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly, Play hard, Forgive quickly, Take chances, Give everything and Have NO Regrets. Life is too short to be ANYTHING but HAPPY!!!

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Postby Bullette » Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:04 am

that would be awesome!
Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!

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Postby dvlcrush » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:23 am

Ya, Be like okay before we go home together I need you to read this paper and please sign on the bottom!!
Laugh when you can, Apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly, Play hard, Forgive quickly, Take chances, Give everything and Have NO Regrets. Life is too short to be ANYTHING but HAPPY!!!

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Postby Bullette » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:39 am

There should be a disclaimer for being drunk... like that it doesn't cancel out any of the agreement
Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!

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Postby dvlcrush » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:05 pm

:lol: :lol:
Laugh when you can, Apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly, Play hard, Forgive quickly, Take chances, Give everything and Have NO Regrets. Life is too short to be ANYTHING but HAPPY!!!

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Postby WCM » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:55 am

There needs to be an addendum regarding "Qualfied Applicants"...to each's own discresion, of course (pulse, 18+, human, etc)


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