A mother was walking down the hall when she
heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's
bedroom. When she opened the door she found her
daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are
you doing?" she exclaimed. The daughter replied,
"I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and
this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week the father was in the kitchen and
heard a humming sound coming from the basement.
When he went downstairs, he found his daughter
naked on the sofa with her vibrator.
'What are you doing?' he exclaimed. The daughter
replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents
and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later the mother heard the humming
sound again, this time in the living room. Upon
entering the room, she found her husband watching
television with the vibrator happily buzzing away beside
She asked, "What on Earth are you doing?"
"Watching the game with my son-in-law."
Laugh when you can, Apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly, Play hard, Forgive quickly, Take chances, Give everything and Have NO Regrets. Life is too short to be ANYTHING but HAPPY!!!