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Post by funboy2121 » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:22 pm

He is a hero to all men! He has been with some beautiful women, and he could probably get a lot of women outside the movies also because of his rep.. He is ugly & hairy, but they don't care! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PORN STAR! But if you want 9 or 10" , I'll have to hit ya twice!
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Post by Mills » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:27 pm

Oh yea Ron Jeremy is impressive no doubt!! He is an ugly b@stard though :shock:

That was a good one funboy about hit ya twice :lol:

And Bullette please tell me you were kidding about the ER?!!
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Post by dvlcrush » Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:55 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hit ya twice huh!!
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Post by Bullette » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:00 pm

I just about choked when I read that. You think I would learn my lesson about readin this board while making business calls!

No.. I'm not joking... But it wasn't 9 or 10...
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Post by kindy52 » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:07 pm

"She said she wanted 12" of pain, so I #$@%ed her twice and hit'er in the head with a brick, OH!"

-Andrew Dice Clay
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Post by Mills » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:09 pm

8?
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Post by Taz » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:10 pm

Luv the Dice Man!
It happened at the bay, and man, I can't even remember her name!!!!!!!!!

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Post by WCM » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:16 pm

speaking of hospital visits, i had a friend in college who suffered a fractureed penis, at least that's what he called it. it was more like torn cartilage with some broken blood vessles. essentially he was jack hammereing one night a little drunk and missed the mark a few too many times and it ended up bending in a bad way and did some damage. about the funniest story i've ever heard.

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Post by Bullette » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:28 pm

i woudl say right around there. It was quite painful at first!
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Post by Katrinka » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:31 pm

It sounds like he didn't know how to use the gift he was given. Poor guy, or should I say, Poor bullette.

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Post by Mills » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:36 pm

Oooh well maybe think twice before messing with a porn star next time LOL!! :wink:
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Post by funboy2121 » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:39 pm

Yeah, just stick to us wannabes!
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Post by dvlcrush » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:40 pm

Quite painful at first??? Did it start feeling better after awhile :lol:

8 is big!!! :twisted:
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Post by funboy2121 » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:42 pm

I feel like I'm on an episode of Maury!
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Post by Bullette » Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:45 pm

It was painful... the guy was a complete ass anyway... so it ended... i don't care how big it is, if you don't know how to use it, don't talk to me
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