1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold
4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to
sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see
myself in them.
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but
beauty is only a light switch away.
Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just
wanted to say something that would break the ice".
9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we
can sleep until the afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I
think of it my nuts tighten up.
Laugh when you can, Apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly, Play hard, Forgive quickly, Take chances, Give everything and Have NO Regrets. Life is too short to be ANYTHING but HAPPY!!!