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REDNECK PICK-UP LINES!!!

Postby dvlcrush » Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:15 am

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are
special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold
it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to
sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see
myself in them.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in
your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but
beauty is only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just
wanted to say something that would break the ice".


9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make
your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we
can sleep until the afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I
think of it my nuts tighten up.
Laugh when you can, Apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly, Play hard, Forgive quickly, Take chances, Give everything and Have NO Regrets. Life is too short to be ANYTHING but HAPPY!!!

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Postby Bullette » Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:31 am

those are great! I'll have to try them some time!
Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!

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Postby Simple_man5 » Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:35 am

#7 is priceless.........wait a minute....I may have used a few of these before
Simple_man5 from Steubenville.....Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

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Postby dvlcrush » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:12 pm

I love number 13

Made me laugh my butt offf:

13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I
think of it my nuts tighten up.
Laugh when you can, Apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly, Play hard, Forgive quickly, Take chances, Give everything and Have NO Regrets. Life is too short to be ANYTHING but HAPPY!!!

Simple_man5
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Postby Simple_man5 » Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:04 pm

Tha is a good one
Simple_man5 from Steubenville.....Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.

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Postby kindy52 » Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:05 pm

14. Do you sleep on your stomach? (she answers) Can I?
Hide the Rum!


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