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Rules to Drunken Dialing!!!

Postby dvlcrush » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:07 am

Happy Hump Day to All as well!!

1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.
2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you"
4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something.
5.Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come.
6.Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober.
7.It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night.
8.You can also call this same ex and let them know, that you know, that they still love you. Then explain to them that I would still love me too!
9.If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in this special time.
10.It is always a good idea to sing on someone's answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show tune.
11.Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted or dirty and sex crazed... Never angry.
12.Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They are usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that "you have a problem".
13.If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.
14.Always call someone you know. Finding random numbers in phone books is bad and usually leads to angry dialing.
15.If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend's phone to do your dialing.
16. Drunk dialing to foreign country is usually to costly to be a good idea. But if feel like if you don't call this person you'll just die, break rule 15 and use a friend's phone.
17.Drunk dialing may lead to drunk muffin stuffing.... Be prepared.
18.When dialing remember that "hanging out" at 3 in the A.M. usually doesn't involve cards it's probably going to be more like cheap lube and handcuffs. So be prepared when you really do want to play X-box when your drunk..... "you want me to do what with your box? Play with it?"
19.Don't drunk dial in the pool, tub, or rainstorm. It only ends up with you blow drying your phone when your far to drunk to be using electronics and you wont be able to drunk dial anymore that night.
20.Never, I repeat, never drunk dial your boss, preacher-grandpa, or friend's parents. If you are that hard up to call someone, there is an 800 number on Budweiser boxes. The person on the other line always sounds cute, plus I think they are used to drunk dialing.
Laugh when you can, Apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly, Play hard, Forgive quickly, Take chances, Give everything and Have NO Regrets. Life is too short to be ANYTHING but HAPPY!!!

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Postby Bullette » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:31 am

Oh yeah... I'm 100% a drunk dialer...
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Postby Simple_man5 » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:32 am

Those are awesome Ms Dvl......I myself have never dialed drunk. Never ever ever
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Postby Bullette » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:33 am

are you sure about that?

The worst thing is going back through the dialed numbers to see who you have called
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Postby dvlcrush » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:23 am

Exactly the next morning when you start to remember bit by bit the night before and your like Oooo-S**T who did I call and what did I say!!

Thats the best... :lol:
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Postby Simple_man5 » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:24 am

I'm glad I have never done that......I do enough crazy stupid stuff without drunken dialing
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Postby dvlcrush » Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:31 am

:lol: :lol:
But drunken dialing is so much fun....you should try it one day!
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Postby Simple_man5 » Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:31 am

I will have to try it sometime...Ms Dvl.....like I said.....I do enough stupid stuff
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Postby dvlcrush » Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:47 am

:shock: Being stupid can be fun tho 8)
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Postby Simple_man5 » Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:50 am

Isn't that the truth....and I am sooooooooooo good at it
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Postby dvlcrush » Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:56 am

:lol: :lol:

Im goin out of my mind from boredom...still half hour till lunch and its not even something I want to eat.......freakin Tomato Soup...nothing in house need to go shopping

I want a nice steak for lunch :)
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Postby Simple_man5 » Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:26 pm

A slab of beef sounds real tasty right now
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Postby Bullette » Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:34 pm

That is the worst.. then when you realize that you may have said something that someone else shouldn't know... i think that's the worst part of drinking... i have a tendency to put my foot in my mouth... It sucks more that I have phone numbers committed to memory... so even though Ex boyfriends are out of my phone, i still know the number
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Postby dvlcrush » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:04 pm

Slab of beef was totally in my taste buds but I had crappy freakin tomato soup........blahhh........had like 4 bites and threw it away cause I just couldnt stomach it!! :P

Ya, it sucks not membering what you said.......all though when I drunk dial I usually just call people and get all silly and stupid....but this past Weds I was told I was quite mean to one of the bartenders......usually a happy drunk...but heck I just told him what I thought of him hitting on my engaged friend....Personally I think Alchol makes the stuff you really want to say when you sober come out!!

Alchol brings out the truth....that your to scared or what not to say sober......we should drink more often than atleast everyone would know the truth even if it did hurt... :) And wouldnt have to worry about anymore games!
Laugh when you can, Apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. Kiss slowly, Play hard, Forgive quickly, Take chances, Give everything and Have NO Regrets. Life is too short to be ANYTHING but HAPPY!!!

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Postby Simple_man5 » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:14 pm

Ms. Dvl......You are so totally right.....I am exactly the same way when it comes to speaking out while drunk.....sometimes people do not want to hear the truth.....that could be the reason for bar fights
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