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INVESTING IDEA

Postby kindy52 » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:29 pm

I haven't checked the facts, but I'm sure more than a few of my friends are already participating in this investment plan (as long as they're RECYCLING, that is!)

Rumor has it that:

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle;
aka "the 401-Keg Plan." :idea:
Hide the Rum!

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