My friends and I recently went to a costume party as a liquor cabinet.. I was a bottle of malibu, then we had skyy, hot damn, and crown royal... We also had 3 of our bald friends paint their heads like olives, and they were 3 olives! It was great... Next year will prove to be better... By then, I should be settled into a new house instead of my apartment... And all the change will be over!
Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!